White noise

I like to blare just as much as the next biddie, but sometimes a girl's gotta hush. Just be quiet and turn off the color. Turn on the shhhh.

Enter: the whitefit. A tranquil color that when layered together is serenely bold. Carefully formulating my next whitefit (note to self: come off as wearist, not yachtist), I'm mentally logging all my whites and figuring out how to wear them all at once (second note to self: come off as chic, not michelin man).

Meanwhile, take a look at these experts noisy in their own milky way.

My personal favorite: The Man Repeller

The Sartorialist

Song of Style